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Not the normal dream where’s there are zombies, and time traveling homosexuals in bear suits, one of the ones that may come true.  I would like to go to Caribou, and order at least seven large Turtle Mochas (a highly sugared coffee drink for strippers), drink them all, and pass out.  Then I would like to wake up with a terrible headache, and diabetes.  This may require a few tries, as I’m not entirely sure how many turtle mochas it would take for me to pass out.
Who said I don’t have goals?