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June 6, 2007

I Have A New Dream

Filed under: Ideas — tj @ 9:18 am

Not the normal dream where’s there are zombies, and time traveling homosexuals in bear suits, one of the ones that may come true.  I would like to go to Caribou, and order at least seven large Turtle Mochas (a highly sugared coffee drink for strippers), drink them all, and pass out.  Then I would like to wake up with a terrible headache, and diabetes.  This may require a few tries, as I’m not entirely sure how many turtle mochas it would take for me to pass out.
Who said I don’t have goals?

1 Comment »

  1. My dream is to see TJ in a bear suit with a time traveling homosexual

    Comment by John Murphy — June 6, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

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