blog of testiclese this is where the shit went down, but before you got here

I find out today, that I have no friends. I am completely alone in the world. All around me is darkness.
I wrote some poems about it, but I’m the only one who reads this, and I’ve already read them.
When I wrote them I mean. I didn’t RE-read them, or really even look at them.
So I’m certainly not going to transcribe them here for no one to see.

I had a funny thought, here we go.

“Your fingers would bleed if you tried to write code this bad.”

Things I’ve realized today (as of 8:16am):

The greatness of art isn’t of the art at all, it’s in how the person receives the art. If two sloshing buckets of piss move you, they’re moving you, and that’s art.

why do my hands smell like throw up?
and then i rubbed my nose, and now the throw up smell is on my nose, and it’s not going away.
i clearly didn’t throw up, or even come close, where could the smell come from?
the mysteries persist.

On a most recent trip to an overpriced novelty store at the Water Tower Mall in Chicago, someone found this. How can it be bad?

Radiculous.
Radelicious.
Radelphonic.

Instead of going home, I ate oatmeal.

I’ll let the real conversation about this live at murph’s blog, here.

I just wanted to post my results for this compass.

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -4.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.13

So take the test already, and let me know how much of a hippie you really are.

I hate them.
Two hard drives, a UPS, and nearly 500 dollars later, and I still don’t have my data back.

Another dream about the grocery store. Spilled ice from something under the carts. There were six registers, not including the little register. Both Heather and Mandi came in, though separately. I was on register number five. I was the only pre-close person still working there, everyone else was new, maybe? I stayed up front, but only rang up a few people. Didn’t see the break room, or the back, but I was about to go on break.
— Woke up late for work at 9pm, didn’t set the alarm correctly.