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This past thursday, I recieved this email, sent company wide:

Dear friends and coworkers,

Please accept my humble apologies for the fish odor circulating the office. A great hunger and lack of other food options led me to exercise incredibly poor judgment, made all the worse by the fact that I committed the same sin several moons ago and apparently did not learn my lesson. This time, please rest assured that it will never, ever happen again.