{"id":67,"date":"2007-11-26T14:34:03","date_gmt":"2007-11-26T20:34:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=67"},"modified":"2007-11-26T14:34:03","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T20:34:03","slug":"new-phone-means-new-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"New phone means new toys."},"content":{"rendered":"

Technology moves along, perhaps not as fast as I’d like, but good job anyway, humankind.\u00c2\u00a0 The stunning part of this gizmo is its severe lack of size.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m in no mood to go all “I remember modems” on this, but good lord, how far we’ve come.\u00c2\u00a0 We’re still two sea-shells short of the three sea-shells, but I welcome our future of gadgets and gizmos, and extravagance of the unnecessary variety.
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Technology moves along, perhaps not as fast as I’d like, but good job anyway, humankind.\u00c2\u00a0 The stunning part of this gizmo is its severe lack of size.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m in no mood to go all “I remember modems” on this, but good lord, how far we’ve come.\u00c2\u00a0 We’re still two sea-shells short of the three sea-shells, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}