{"id":63,"date":"2007-08-17T10:07:13","date_gmt":"2007-08-17T16:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2007-08-17T10:07:13","modified_gmt":"2007-08-17T16:07:13","slug":"make-up-your-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Make Up Your Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have one of those events coming up, let&#8217;s call it my <strong>special day<\/strong>.\u00c2\u00a0 There will be a gathering of people, and a dinner.\u00c2\u00a0 The place that we&#8217;re going gives me options that I&#8217;m not quite ready to tackle.\u00c2\u00a0 There is a mostly well known fact, that I really enjoy ice cream, particularly when it comes in the form of a shake or malt.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m also a fan of adult beverages, primarily beer, especially in a celebratory fashion.\u00c2\u00a0 Here&#8217;s where the problem comes in; on most days, it&#8217;s only socially acceptable to order one type of beverage with dinner, but the place we&#8217;re going to offers both.\u00c2\u00a0 The first thing that occurred to me was, it&#8217;s my damn day, why can&#8217;t I have both?\u00c2\u00a0 Once again I&#8217;m teetering on the edge of good taste and humanity, letting my impulses push me away from social norms that I merely breeze by before crushing them with two glasses, one filled with beer, and one filled with milk and ice cream blended deliciously together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have one of those events coming up, let&#8217;s call it my special day.\u00c2\u00a0 There will be a gathering of people, and a dinner.\u00c2\u00a0 The place that we&#8217;re going gives me options that I&#8217;m not quite ready to tackle.\u00c2\u00a0 There is a mostly well known fact, that I really enjoy ice cream, particularly when it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}