{"id":5,"date":"2005-01-03T10:31:17","date_gmt":"2005-01-03T16:31:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2005-01-03T10:31:17","modified_gmt":"2005-01-03T16:31:17","slug":"goobers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Goobers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another dream about the grocery store.  Spilled ice from something under the carts.  There were six registers, not including the little register.  Both Heather and Mandi came in, though separately.  I was on register number five.  I was the only pre-close person still working there, everyone else was new, maybe?  I stayed up front, but only rang up a few people.  Didn&#8217;t see the break room, or the back, but I was about to go on break.<br \/>\n&#8212; Woke up late for work at 9pm, didn&#8217;t set the alarm correctly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another dream about the grocery store. Spilled ice from something under the carts. There were six registers, not including the little register. Both Heather and Mandi came in, though separately. I was on register number five. I was the only pre-close person still working there, everyone else was new, maybe? I stayed up front, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}