{"id":47,"date":"2007-06-06T09:18:49","date_gmt":"2007-06-06T15:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=47"},"modified":"2007-06-06T09:18:49","modified_gmt":"2007-06-06T15:18:49","slug":"i-have-a-new-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"I Have A New Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not the normal dream where&#8217;s there are zombies, and time traveling homosexuals in bear suits, one of the ones that may come true.\u00c2\u00a0 I would like to go to Caribou, and order at least seven large Turtle Mochas (a highly sugared coffee drink for strippers), drink them all, and pass out.\u00c2\u00a0 Then I would like to wake up with a terrible headache, and diabetes.\u00c2\u00a0 This may require a few tries, as I&#8217;m not entirely sure how many turtle mochas it would take for me to pass out.<br \/>\nWho said I don&#8217;t have goals?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the normal dream where&#8217;s there are zombies, and time traveling homosexuals in bear suits, one of the ones that may come true.\u00c2\u00a0 I would like to go to Caribou, and order at least seven large Turtle Mochas (a highly sugared coffee drink for strippers), drink them all, and pass out.\u00c2\u00a0 Then I would like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}