{"id":45,"date":"2007-05-23T14:05:33","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T20:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2007-05-23T14:05:33","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T20:05:33","slug":"do-some-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Do Some Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did do some things.\u00c2\u00a0 They were pretty important, and life changing.\u00c2\u00a0 Not just my life, but other people&#8217;s lives.\u00c2\u00a0 Most of that stuff wasn&#8217;t at all funny though, so it really has nothing to do with this blog.\u00c2\u00a0 God damn life seems to keep going no matter how hard I sit still.\u00c2\u00a0 Kickball continues to be the championship force it should be, and an undeserved home run keeps the winner&#8217;s spirit alive.\u00c2\u00a0 It feels like there are more ideas building, alas, none of them are funny, at least, not until I fail at every last one of them.\u00c2\u00a0 Life tip here, turns out playing tippy-cup indoors makes for sticky floors.\u00c2\u00a0 Totally worth it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did do some things.\u00c2\u00a0 They were pretty important, and life changing.\u00c2\u00a0 Not just my life, but other people&#8217;s lives.\u00c2\u00a0 Most of that stuff wasn&#8217;t at all funny though, so it really has nothing to do with this blog.\u00c2\u00a0 God damn life seems to keep going no matter how hard I sit still.\u00c2\u00a0 Kickball continues [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}