{"id":41,"date":"2006-08-23T13:03:39","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T19:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=41"},"modified":"2006-08-23T13:03:39","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T19:03:39","slug":"happy-birthday-to-me-bitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to me, Bitches."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a sweet birthday present yesterday, from my loving and wonderful girlfriend.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s a Gameboy DS Lite.  It&#8217;s shiney, and gadgety, but so far, the most fun I&#8217;ve had is playing random people around the world at Tetris, and beating the hell out of them.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve had it for 24 hours and I&#8217;m 17-3.\u00c2\u00a0 There is a special sort of joy that can&#8217;t be had in any other way, and that is the joy of knowing that you&#8217;ve beaten someone so bad at Tetris that they&#8217;ve thrown their Gameboy across the room in rage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a sweet birthday present yesterday, from my loving and wonderful girlfriend.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s a Gameboy DS Lite. It&#8217;s shiney, and gadgety, but so far, the most fun I&#8217;ve had is playing random people around the world at Tetris, and beating the hell out of them.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve had it for 24 hours and I&#8217;m 17-3.\u00c2\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}