{"id":36,"date":"2006-05-15T09:39:24","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T15:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=36"},"modified":"2006-05-15T09:39:24","modified_gmt":"2006-05-15T15:39:24","slug":"my-job-pwns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"My job pwns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This past thursday, I recieved this email, sent company wide:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">Dear  friends and coworkers,<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"Arial\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt\">Please  accept my humble apologies for the fish odor circulating the office. A great  hunger and lack of other food options led me to exercise incredibly poor  judgment, made all the worse by the fact that I committed the same sin several  moons ago and apparently did not learn my lesson. This time, please rest assured  that it will never, ever happen again.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This past thursday, I recieved this email, sent company wide: Dear friends and coworkers, Please accept my humble apologies for the fish odor circulating the office. A great hunger and lack of other food options led me to exercise incredibly poor judgment, made all the worse by the fact that I committed the same sin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}