{"id":31,"date":"2006-03-24T14:15:31","date_gmt":"2006-03-24T20:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2006-03-24T14:19:47","modified_gmt":"2006-03-24T20:19:47","slug":"i-am-the-greatest-film-director","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"I am the Greatest Film Director"},"content":{"rendered":"

TJ<\/strong>: it’s gotta be something like that
\nmaybe i can just go punch some cripples
\nDUDE
\ni had a dream about you last night
\nwell
\nnot about you
\nbut you were there
\nit was like<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: do tell.<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: the end of the world
\nand all hell was breaking loose
\ni think zombies got out
\nanyway, it was you, me, and one unnamed dude
\nand we were holing up in a hospital
\nand i don’t remember exactly what happened
\nbut a bunch of people found out where we were, and they wanted to hurt us
\nso like
\nwe are kinda walking around
\nthe hospital
\nand we run into a couple people
\nand we are sorta beginning what could be a fight
\nlittle pushing and shoving
\nand i grab this dude, and toss him over the rail at the top of a stairwell<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: sounds like a good movie.<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: and he lands fast first on the stairs below<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: did I kick any ass?<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: yeah
\nyou and the other dude
\nbeat those guys down<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: rock<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: though i ran off after i killed that guy
\ncus he clearly made a sickly noise when he hit<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: ewwwww<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: yeah
\nhe died
\nso i took off
\noutside
\nand i don’t remember where, but i found two baseball bats
\nand i hid them up the back of my shirt, like swords<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: gansta style<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: and i ran into a group of dudes with baseball bats
\nbut i remember you beating someone with a bat
\nbut then i woke up
\nor it got too fuzzy<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: I didn’t think I was a bat kinda person…<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: yeah i dunno<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: I’d rather use a bow and arrow.<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: haha
\ni don’t think you had one
\nyou just had a bat<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: I guess you just use the tools available.<\/p>\n

TJ<\/strong>: pretty much
\ni remember we were hiding for a while too
\nit was weird<\/p>\n

christopher.schulte<\/strong>: sounds like a good entry for your blog<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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