{"id":28,"date":"2006-02-23T12:53:20","date_gmt":"2006-02-23T18:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2006-02-23T12:53:55","modified_gmt":"2006-02-23T18:53:55","slug":"discourse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Discourse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Vince<\/strong>:Fix these bugs.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: Fixed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vince<\/strong>: There is one more, hold on.<br \/>\n<strong>Me<\/strong>: BZZZZZZTT!!<\/p>\n<p>(choose your own adventure here.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vince<\/strong>: Don&#8217;t get all Fifth Element on me.  (this is what actually happened.)<\/p>\n<h2>OR!<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Vince<\/strong>: Don&#8217;t make me go Corey Feldman on you. (this is what I heard.\u00c2\u00a0 it is consequently much funnier.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vince:Fix these bugs. Me: Fixed. Vince: There is one more, hold on. Me: BZZZZZZTT!! (choose your own adventure here.) Vince: Don&#8217;t get all Fifth Element on me. (this is what actually happened.) OR! Vince: Don&#8217;t make me go Corey Feldman on you. (this is what I heard.\u00c2\u00a0 it is consequently much funnier.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}