{"id":15,"date":"2005-04-26T08:45:27","date_gmt":"2005-04-26T14:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=15"},"modified":"2005-04-26T08:45:27","modified_gmt":"2005-04-26T14:45:27","slug":"i-dont-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"I don\\&#8217;t understand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>why do my hands smell like throw up?<br \/>\nand then i rubbed my nose, and now the throw up smell is on my nose, and it&#8217;s not going away.<br \/>\ni clearly didn&#8217;t throw up, or even come close, where could the smell come from?<br \/>\nthe mysteries persist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>why do my hands smell like throw up? and then i rubbed my nose, and now the throw up smell is on my nose, and it&#8217;s not going away. i clearly didn&#8217;t throw up, or even come close, where could the smell come from? the mysteries persist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.inebriated.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}